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Forget the paper hat and present, christmas crackers would be. The only problem is, youve heard most of the terrible jokes already. Who knows who makes these up or why they have become synonymous with celebrating the birth of jesus, but the christmas cracker joke is. In the spirit of presentgiving and crackeryanking, here are 12 jokes that are definitely better than the ones youll find in a cracker. Top 20 christmas cracker jokes for 2019 donald trump. Top 20 christmas cracker jokes of 2019 featuring trump.
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